The story so far.

Born to (lower) middle class family.

•  Very family orientated.
• Raised under catholic faith - church every Sunday.
• Never had a lot of 'things' but parents always provided! (Thank-you)
• Every single school report - 'uhohMESIAH' "could do so much more, if he just put his mind to it."
• Parents always emphasised the importance of school. I understood (I think), but always only did enough to pass. A trait which has unfortunately followed me to university.
• Moved to new country.
• Start high school in lower grade, just so I can be with people my own age. (Foolish)
• Assume righteous role over headstrong, free-willed younger brother. (Stupid)
• Start jamming on halo - alias - uhohMESIAH is born (didn't know how to spell 'Messiah' - stuck with it anyway.)
• Get first girlfriend - don't even kiss. (Pussy)
• 3 more girlfriends the latter of which I profess my love to, forever dubbed 'Lady'.
• Finish high school while working part time.
• Can't be fucked going to Uni, get job as civil servant with decent coin. (Lucky)
• Office job sucks, I want to travel.
• Leave home and girlfriend for "I'm not sure how long."
• Live in Beijing for 16 months teaching English - source of many a tale. (Epic)
• Start to understand and not to be such a cunt to brother - relationship improves.
• Family moves to another country.
• Go 'home' to see Lady and start university.
• Lady leaves on OE for a year.
• Single again - terrible uni grades.
• Start to question my surroundings; media, politics, religion, governments etc.
• Realise everything that was drilled into me as a child, which I hated at the time - was all for a reason. (Thankful)
• Lady returns - things aren't what they used to be. (Fuck!)

To be continued...